Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Free Dating

The impossible dream for every poor man is the three dollar hooker. The reason for it being impossible is that a woman cannot make a living with such a low price. At three dollars a customer she would have to service forty men to make a decent days pay. This is a difficult task even for the most money hungry woman. Many ladies have tried it until they were exhausted and then quit. There are over seventy five million men in the United States alone that can�t afford the price of a hooker. All they can do is dream of the day when they hit some sort of a jackpot. A government think tank has to be organized to attack this urgent problem. Until there is a solution, the poor man has to use some of his food money to pay for love.

Today�s women have many new and expensive tastes. The lines in the clothing and cosmetic stores are packed with women purchasing designer branded items. They have been exposed to so many goodies that having them has become the most important thing. Poor men have become completely useless. A woman does not need a lover who is broke. The men that can afford to pay her bills are sought after and worshipped. A guy with a few extra bucks has so many women offering him their body that he has to hide from most of them. A lady would rather share a rich man than have a poor man annoying her.

There are many women that are terminally unemployed and have become useless to themselves and others. But there is a way that they can be given useful work. They can make the impossible dream of the three dollar hooker become a reality. A government supervised program can organize and subsidize their pay so they will be making a decent wage. Monthly health checkups will be given so they will not spread any disease. Their price to customers would be three dollars; the government will pay the rest. This will not be a forced labor program; the workers will all be volunteers. Many hypocrites will say that this idea is immoral, but it is also immoral for a woman to be useless to her self and others. The program will relieve the loneliness of over seventy five million men in this country alone. It will be the most humanitarian program ever devised in world history.

A man that is sexually satisfied is a man that is peaceful and content. He sees the world as a beautiful place and has a smile on his face. Trainers of prize fighters recognized this when they would not allow a boxer in training to go near a woman. They felt that having sex would cool his anger and hinder his performance. An army of sex starved men make the best warriors. Wise generals would not let them socialize for weeks before a battle. Afterwards the victorious army would commit shameful acts on the conquered woman. It is no different with the millions of poor and sex starved men in our population. They have no opportunity to have a full sex life and they are angry. Instead of punishing or avoiding them we should provide them with what they need most, and that is a three dollar hooker.

Ninety percent of the women desire ten percent of the men. Those fortunate men happily live their lives in contentment. They are men with good incomes and they deserve to have as much fun as possible in this short life. The word �Romance� is reserved for them. There is no five hundred dollar hooker as happy as one that has a steady customer. She and her John will think that they are in love. Many rich guys in that situation get married after a long and costly romance. Evita was discovered by Peron, the president of Argentina in a high class brothel. He married her and she then became the first lady. The most expensive brothels have produced wives to the rich and famous. Many beautiful and highly educated women have become hookers for the sole purpose of meeting a generous husband. For many it has proved to be a quick way to get married.

There are many women that will angrily oppose the creation of millions of three dollar hookers. Those women feel that the supply of guys that pay their bills will dwindle. They might be right in some cases but most of the customers of these hookers would be poor men. Those poor men would not be desired by women anyway. Most of the women in the program will be less than attractive, because an attractive hooker could find work without any government help. The homely hooker will be happy to be a useful member of society. They will not be any competition for the average woman. The supply of men that can afford a high maintenance woman would not be changed. They will have no problem paying for women�s entertainment and upkeep. This practice is sure to continue. Besides there are many high paying jobs available for trained women and they don�t have to depend on a guy to support them.

I don�t expect my article to have any impact on the way society works. Politicians and the voter are not ready for the three dollar hooker. But there is a terrible need for her and that need will not go away. All men desire a full sex life and always will. They are entitled to it. I predict that within the next fifty years we will have the three dollar hooker. She will be in millions of bedrooms, and will be respected as an I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to spend £30 (or more!) per month on a dating site when there are equally useful alternatives out there for free.

When the internet started, everything was free. E-commerce was in its infancy and no one that I associated with in 1996 (least of all my Mother) was all that happy handing over their credit card details to a world wide ‘website’ on the ‘information super highway’ (don’t you feel old just reading that term?!). As the noughties approached, the dot com boom sounded and people rushed to their computers, as if shell shocked, to hand over their credit card details to complete strangers. It seems however that many entrepreneurs erroneously invested in online initiatives void of viable business models. In turn, people were not stupid enough to give over their 16 digit numbers quite as readily as was hoped and the dot com bubble burst in 2001.

Since then, investors have gotten more interweb savvy (like Jeremy Clarkson I’m a proponent of this term, but for utterly different reasons than he, and besides, that’s a subject for another article…) and entrepreneurs have gone back to business basics. As a result, the monetisation of websites is a huge industry and e-commerce and internet marketing are growing on what are now, generally speaking, stable economic foundations.

The dating sector is now well established, with sites such as match.com heading the market and raking in massive profits. Keywords for paid search ads in the dating sector are likely to cost up to £2 per click (which is very expensive). Certainly these sites have lots of functionality and a rich roster of users. They are the success stories in a lucrative online industry where the things that make the internet a success as a whole (relative anonymity, real time communication, huge data resources and a ‘browsing’ culture) also speak perfectly to this most social of sectors.

I’ve been a part of the internet revolution in dating for the past 5 or so years. Am I still single? Well the answer is yes, but that’s probably got more to do with my reluctance to commit than any difficulty in meeting eligible partners. There are a plethora of sites out there, but are the pay sites really worth it? In my experience (and I’ve tried most), sites claiming to offer ‘free dating’ sometimes only do so, so as to entice users in to trying their services for a certain time before actually charging for it. Often these sites end up charging the earth (or in some cases, entire solar systems) for their services.

After trying some of the big commercial names from the front page of Google, I started looking for free dating sites on the web. The three that I’ve had the most success with in the last year are ‘flirtbox, ‘freedating’ and ‘matchpoints’. They were all good, but I have found the forum at freedating.co.uk to be a very rude environment and one I’m happy to avoid. The main criticism I have for ‘flirtbox’ is the design and navigation of the site. Call it subjective but I just don’t like the complexity of the page. Much cleaner and with all the benefits of the others is my free dating website of choice, ‘matchpoints’. The site is unique in that users earn points by filling out questionnaires and surveys, as well as clicking on banners in order to use the great features within the site, which themselves cost points. I’ve actually had some of my most fun dates with girls from ‘matchpoints’. I don’t use dating sites to find a partner as much as fun evenings out with like minded people. That they often happen to be of the opposing sex and very attractive is just a bonus to me. Ok, so I’ve had some shockers as well. A certain Lady by the name of Jane (name changed) was kind enough to have dinner with me at a favourite Italian restaurant of mine in the centre of London. Unfortunately (and although she was intelligent, professional and very attractive) she had a terrible case of hiccups throughout the entire evening. We even walked along the embankment, fitting light hearted conversation in between her gustatory tremors. What was at first a very awkward evening turned into a hilarious event, as hiccups lead to laughter and onto more hiccups!

Generally I think it’s a good idea to sign up to as many free sites as possible, as the one thing that the subscription sites have over them are more users per site. Then again, if the subscription sites were free I’d join all of them to maximise my chances. I only go on dates that I set up online these days and I can tell you from experience (especially as a man) that it really is a numbers game.

The truth is that there is really only one reason to pay a subscription to a dating site these days. If you’re gay, or looking for culturally specific matches, or into a bizarre fetish then I think that choosing a specialist subscription site makes sense, the web being as it is now (although it’s certainly still worth using the free sites since it’s still a numbers game!). If however, you’re even close to the mainstream of sexuality and demographics, please, don’t pay for a date ever again.




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